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Friday, July 01, 2005
Doughboy Obituary→
DATELINE: New York
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral
ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, and many others. The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. ¶ Friday, July 01, 2005
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. Doughboy was buried in one of the largest funeral
ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, and many others. The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. ¶ Friday, July 01, 2005
