This blog is dedicated to all the humorous, serious, religious, political, fanatical, or otherwise interesting emails that get forwarded too frequently. Shouldn't we be able to find them all in one place?
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Never Go "Tit" for "Tat" with a Woman→
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, the wife kept silent. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so the wife rolled over and grabbed her husband by his "winkie." With a death grip in place, she said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the mailman, the pool man and your brother." ¶ Thursday, August 18, 2005
While this was on the edge of intolerable, the wife kept silent. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so the wife rolled over and grabbed her husband by his "winkie." With a death grip in place, she said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the mailman, the pool man and your brother." ¶ Thursday, August 18, 2005
