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Thursday, January 12, 2006
Tickle Me Elmo→
A factory in America makes 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys and the toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm.
A new employee is hired and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel manager's door, the foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole assembly line is backing up fast.
The Personnel manager decides to see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the assembly line is so backed up that there are 'Tickle Me Elmo's' all over the factory floor.
At the end of the line is the new employee surrounded by mountains of 'Tickle Me Elmo's'.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around the two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles". ¶ Thursday, January 12, 2006
A new employee is hired and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel manager's door, the foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole assembly line is backing up fast.
The Personnel manager decides to see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the assembly line is so backed up that there are 'Tickle Me Elmo's' all over the factory floor.
At the end of the line is the new employee surrounded by mountains of 'Tickle Me Elmo's'.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.
The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around the two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.
"I'm sorry," He says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday".
"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles". ¶ Thursday, January 12, 2006
