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Thursday, August 24, 2006
  Japanese Companies vs. American Companies→
A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day the Japanese won by a mile. Afterward, the American Team became very discouraged and morally depressed. The American management decided the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found.

A Management Team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and one person rowing. So American management hired a consulting company and paid them an incredible amount of money. They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder.

It was called the Rowing Team Quality First Program, with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. Even new paddles and medical benefit incentives were promised for a winner. We must give the rower the empowerment and enrichments through this quality program. The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.

The money saved was distributed to the senior executives as bonuses.
 
Comments:
hey, this was hilarious, glad to see you posting again!
 
I actually received this email several years ago.. shortly after my dad started his new company. One of the things he hated about his previous employer was that they had planning meetings where the agenda was to plan another meeting (which was to organize the furniture rearrangement again). As I thought, my dad thought this was a riot. He immediately forwarded it on to his two partners, thinking they would appreciate the humor in it as well. It nearly started off a different kind of riot. Oh well. Not everyone appreciates the low-man's view of the totem pole. :)
 
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